The "Sharting" Incident

So, there are things they don't tell you when you say, "I want to be a Mom/Dad some day," because they know you'll wrinkle up your face in disgust and either not believe them or run the other way.

"Sharting" is one of those phenomenons we don't think through as parents.

Shelby got out of the bath last night and felt the need to run around naked and be silly. The next thing I know he's laughing so hard he passes gas. Wait...what's that look on your face? Oh, no.... Shelby stands up and squats before I can stop him...Wait! He squats and drops "it" on the floor. And again, WAIT! Don't move....too late. He's already stepped in "it" and is running off to the bathroom, trailing "it" on the pathway.

EWWWWW! Really? (Insert sigh)